‘Underwater’: In the Mariana Trench, No One Can Hear You Scream

Norah (Kristen Stewart) is onboard the world’s deepest sub-aqueous drill. After a sudden pressure breach kills most of the crew, she and five other survivors, Captain Lucien (Vincent Cassel), Rodrigo (Mamoudou Athie), Paul (T.J. Miller), Emily (Jessica Henwick), and Smith (John Gallagher Jr.) set out to hoof it through the ocean to the nearest vessel,Continue reading “‘Underwater’: In the Mariana Trench, No One Can Hear You Scream”

‘Unfriended: Dark Web’ is Definitely Better Than its Predecessor (review)

Matias (Colin Woodell, Unsane, The Purge TV series) has a fancy new computer, and the first thing he does is contact his girlfriend Amaya and show off the sign language app he got to help communicate better with her. She blows him off, so he engages in Skype game night with their friends, engaged couple NariContinue reading “‘Unfriended: Dark Web’ is Definitely Better Than its Predecessor (review)”

‘Urban Legends: Bloody Mary’: Pillow Fights, Gore, Plot Holes, and More Gore! (review)

Directed by Mary Lambert. It’s 1969, and unpopular Mary (Lillith Fields) is going to the dance with popular jock Willy. Of course it’s all part of a prank, the idea being to drug Mary and two of her friends, then ditch them. Unfortunately Willy ends up knocking her out, then stuffing her in a trunkContinue reading “‘Urban Legends: Bloody Mary’: Pillow Fights, Gore, Plot Holes, and More Gore! (review)”

‘The Unborn’: Panties, Glorious Panties! And Lots of Upside Down Heads (review)

Casey (Odette Annable, née Yustman) is a normal college student whose world is torn asunder when she starts having visions of a ghostly boy (Ethan Cutkosky). Her brown eyes are also gradually turning blue. With the help of B.F.F. Romy (Meagan Good) she finds out her grandmother Sofi (Jane Alexander) was a holocaust survivor whoContinue reading “‘The Unborn’: Panties, Glorious Panties! And Lots of Upside Down Heads (review)”