1988’s ‘Death Spa’ is Objectively Terrible, But I Still Kinda Love It

The Starbody Health Spa: where athletic folks come to sweat, socialize…and die! A vengeful spirit is using the computerized gym equipment to murder patrons, and it’s up to owner Michael (William Bumiller) to stop it before all his members are killed, in increasingly gruesome ways. Oh, where to begin? I first became aware of thisContinue reading “1988’s ‘Death Spa’ is Objectively Terrible, But I Still Kinda Love It”

‘Urban Legends: Bloody Mary’: Pillow Fights, Gore, Plot Holes, and More Gore! (review)

Directed by Mary Lambert. It’s 1969, and unpopular Mary (Lillith Fields) is going to the dance with popular jock Willy. Of course it’s all part of a prank, the idea being to drug Mary and two of her friends, then ditch them. Unfortunately Willy ends up knocking her out, then stuffing her in a trunkContinue reading “‘Urban Legends: Bloody Mary’: Pillow Fights, Gore, Plot Holes, and More Gore! (review)”